200: My middle name is: Rosanne.
199: I was born in: Mississippi.
198: I am really: cold.
197: My cellphone company is: utter s het.
196: My eye color is: an unimaginative brown.
195: My shoe size is: nine
194: My ring size is: six?
193: My height is: five foot five/six.
192: I am allergic to: poison ivy.
191: My 1st car was: red.
190: My 1st job was: selling alcohol & cigarettes at sixteen.
189: Last book you read: The Unconsoled by Kazuo Ishiguro.
188: My bed is: too comfortable.
187: My pet: hates me.
186: My best friend: has morals.
185: My favorite shampoo is: cheap.
184: AIM name: zombierrrbrains .
183: Piggy banks are: like hearts - made to be broken.
182: In my pockets: you may find lint and lighter.
181: On my calendar: there are kittehs.
180: Marriage is: pointless and for insecure people.
179: Spongebob: is a per vert.
178: My mom: is a diagnosed bipolar.
177: The last three cd's I bought were? I am a music pirate.
176: Last YouTube video watched: Humming by Portishead.
175: How many cousins do you have? three.
174: Do you have any siblings? no, thank christ.
173: Are your parents divorced? not yet.
172: Are you taller than your mom? f no, she's an amazon.
171: Do you play an instrument? several, and poorly.
170: What did you do yesterday? procrastinate.
[ I Believe In ]
169: Love at first sight: if you're blind.
168: Luck: some people are born with it, not me.
167: Fate: is the poor mans serendipity.
166: Yourself: we have a love/hate relationship.
165: Aliens: don't exist.
164: Heaven: is a joke.
163:He ll: is the punchline.
162: God: must be permanently AFK.
161: Horoscopes: are always wrong, but zodiac profiles are pretty accurate.
160: Soul mates: are the people who stand by you always.
159: Ghosts: make too much noise.
158: Gay Marriage: is just as ffed up as straight marriage.
157: War: is part of the ra pe and pillage thing, no?
156: Orbs: eff up every good picture.
155: Magic: lies within d rugs.
[ This or That ]
154: Hugs or Kisses: Neither, don't touch me.
153: Drunk or High: High, please.
152: Phone or Online: Online, I never answer my phone.
151: Red heads or Black haired: Redheads.
150: Blondes or Brunettes: Blondes are more fun.
149: Hot or cold: Hot.
148: Summer or winter: Neither.
147: Autumn or Spring: Autumn.
146: Chocolate or vanilla: Strawberry.
145: Night or Day: Afternoon.
144: Oranges or Apples: Blueberries.
143: Curly or Straight hair: Curly.
142: McDonalds or Burger King: Water, that's what I eat.
141: White Chocolate or Milk Chocolate: Dark chocolate.
140: Mac or PC: Whatevers cheaper.
139: Flip flops or high heals: Heels. Someone fcked up.
138: Ugly and rich OR Sexy and poor: Ugly & rich; money fixes everything.
137: Coke or Pepsi: Water.
136: Hillary or Obama: Vachel Lindsay.
135: Burried or cremated: Cremated, then lost at sea.
134: Singing or Dancing: Singing.
133: Coach or Chanel: McQueen, betch.
132: Kat McPhee or Taylor Hicks: Who?
131: Small town or Big city: Somewhere in the middle.
130: Wal-Mart or Target: Target, I guess.
129: Ben Stiller or Adam Sandler: ...Eddie Izzard.
128: Manicure or Pedicure: both, now.
127: East Coast or West Coast: Southside, nigga.
126: Your Birthday or Christmas: My birthday, eff jesus's.
125: Chocolate or Flowers: Tulips.
124: Disney or Six Flags: England.
123: Yankees or Red Sox: Yankees!
[ Here's What I Think About ]
122: War: is greater than peace.
121: George Bush: is a child.
120: Gay Marriage: is for straight people.
119: The presidential election: will always be blown out of proportion.
118: Abortion: makes room.
117: MySpace: is for hillbillies.
116: Reality TV: is scripted, idiots.
115: Parents: are always delusional and frequently disappointed.
114: Back stabbers: make up the whole of the human race.
113: Ebay: has my soul up for auction.
112: Sex: is for those of less intelligence.
111: Work: gets you paid.
110: My Neighbors: have ho downs.
109: Gas Prices: will always be too high.
108: Designer Clothes: are a beautiful waste of cash.
107: College: doesn't really get you ahead.
106: Sports: are better than religion.
105: My family: fails.
104: The future: is just the hope for a better day.
[ Last time I ]
103: Hugged someone: was weeks ago.
102: Last time you ate: I enjoyed some crushed ice.
101: Saw someone I haven't seen in awhile: never?
100: Cried in front of someone: I seriously do not cry. Ever. Not even alone.
99: Went to a movie theater: I couldn't pay attention.
98: Took a vacation: was when I visted El Lay.
97: Swam in a pool: was two years ago.
96: Changed a diaper: I was fifteen.
95: Got my nails done: was last night. I did them myself.
94: Went to a wedding: I watched a man I could have liked marry a flake.
93: Broke a bone: was forever ago.
92: Got a peircing: .. do my ears count? I get tattoos.
91: Broke the law: today. I try to do it daily.
90: Texted: I don't. The word texted makes me cringe.
[ MISC ]
89: Who makes you laugh the most: myself.
88: Something I will really miss when I leave home is: the abuse.
87: The last movie I saw: was Silence of the Lambs on the telly.
86: The thing that I'm looking forward to the most: Mu's present.
85: The thing im not looking forward to: the holidays.
84: People call me: a clever d ick.
83: The most difficult thing to do is: care about anyone but myself.
82: I have gotten a speeding ticket: too many times.
81: My zodiac sign is: cancer.
80: The first person i talked to today was: myself.
79: First time you had a crush: was on one of my other personalites. We had hot lesbian s ex and never talked to each other again.
78: The one person who i can't hide things from: I don't hide things.
77: Last time someone said something you were thinking: yesterday.
76: Right now I am talking to: you.
75: What are you going to do when you grow up: commit suicide.
74: I have/will get a job: hopefully.
73: Tomorrow: is... a Thursday.
72: Today: was uninspiring.
71: Next Summer: I will have my shet together.
70: Next Weekend: I will be shetfaced the entire time.
69: I have these pets: that are needy.
68: The worst sound in the world: orga.sms.
67: The person that makes me cry the most is: I told you, I don't cry. I meant it. Stop asking.
66: People that make you happy: Aly, Shawnanana, Mu, and KV.
65: Last time I cried: Go to h'ell.
64: My friends are: beautiful.
63: My computer is: falling apart more and more each day.
62: My School: is of hard knocks.
61: My Car: is broken, like my the rest of my life.
60: I lose all respect for people who: intentionally hurt others.
59: The movie I cried at was: Titanic. I cried. Just that once. STFU.
58: Your hair color is: black and needing a touch up.
57: TV shows you watch: are all on Adult Swim.
56: Favorite web site: www.cracked.com
55: Your dream vacation: is 100% free.
54: The worst pain I was ever in was: was when I miscarried.
53: How do you like your steak cooked: rare.
52: My room is: ugly. I want to change it, but I'm too poor.
51: My favorite celebrity is: dead.
50: Where would you like to be: rolling in the massive pile of money my dead significant other has left me.
49: Do you want children: no, I'd rather die.
48: Ever been in love: only with myself and maybe, fictional men.
47: Whos your best friend: Aly in my real life. Virtually, that would be Shawnanana and Mu.
46: More guy friends or girl friends: Girls, though I hate them. The gender I mean, not my friends. I hate people really.
45: One thing that makes you feel great is: smoking out.
44: One person that you wish you could see right now: a drug dealer.
43: Do you have a 5 year plan: I have an eight year plan. Keep your fingers crossed.
42: Have you made a list of things to do before you die: Mentally.
41: Have you pre-named your children: Yes. Igby or Fox & Lila Grace.
40: Last person I got mad at: was myself.
39: I would like to move to: Hawaii, and I will.
38: I wish I was a professional: impostor.
[ My Favorites ]
37: Candy: http://www.chocolatebar.com/shop/p-29-dark-chocolate-with-blueberries.aspx.
36: Vehicle: Bumblebee.
35: President: JFK.
34: State visited: Tennessee.
33: Cellphone provider: one that actually works?
32: Athlete: The Great Bambino!
31: Actor: James Cagney.
30: Actress: Joan Blondell
29: Singer: Mark Knopfler.
28: Band: I have a top five, so bite it.
27: Clothing store: I shop online.
26: Grocery store: The offbrand one.
25: TV show: Lucy Daughter of The Devil
24: Movie: Hmmm.. I can't pick one. I'm a movie snob.
23: Website: www.cracked.com
22: Animal: Bunneh.
21: Theme park: I don't really like theme parks.
20: Holiday: Valentine's Day.
19: Sport to watch: Baseball.
18: Sport to play: Baseball.
17: Magazine: I liked Jane.
16: Book: 1984
15: Day of the week: Wednesday, for no particular reason.
14: Beach: The Beach, with the SWINTON and Robert Carlyle.
13: Concert attended: Electric Six, in my dreams.
12: Thing to cook: Eggs in a basket.
11: Food: Strawberry or blueberry whatever. I'm fond of salad.
10: Restaurant: Dorsia.
9: Radio station: http://www.wazee.org/
8: Yankee candle scent: Those are for old people.
7: Perfume: Burberry Brit OR Viva La Juicy
6: Flower: Tulips.
5: Color: Orange.
4: Talk show host: by Radiohead
3: Comedian: EDDIE IZZARD.
2: Dog breed: Ick... let's see, I love Afghan Hounds.
1: Are you ready for this survey to be over? Yes, I need to go back to my boredom.
199: I was born in: Mississippi.
198: I am really: cold.
197: My cellphone company is: utter s het.
196: My eye color is: an unimaginative brown.
195: My shoe size is: nine
194: My ring size is: six?
193: My height is: five foot five/six.
192: I am allergic to: poison ivy.
191: My 1st car was: red.
190: My 1st job was: selling alcohol & cigarettes at sixteen.
189: Last book you read: The Unconsoled by Kazuo Ishiguro.
188: My bed is: too comfortable.
187: My pet: hates me.
186: My best friend: has morals.
185: My favorite shampoo is: cheap.
184: AIM name: zombierrrbrains .
183: Piggy banks are: like hearts - made to be broken.
182: In my pockets: you may find lint and lighter.
181: On my calendar: there are kittehs.
180: Marriage is: pointless and for insecure people.
179: Spongebob: is a per vert.
178: My mom: is a diagnosed bipolar.
177: The last three cd's I bought were? I am a music pirate.
176: Last YouTube video watched: Humming by Portishead.
175: How many cousins do you have? three.
174: Do you have any siblings? no, thank christ.
173: Are your parents divorced? not yet.
172: Are you taller than your mom? f no, she's an amazon.
171: Do you play an instrument? several, and poorly.
170: What did you do yesterday? procrastinate.
[ I Believe In ]
169: Love at first sight: if you're blind.
168: Luck: some people are born with it, not me.
167: Fate: is the poor mans serendipity.
166: Yourself: we have a love/hate relationship.
165: Aliens: don't exist.
164: Heaven: is a joke.
163:He ll: is the punchline.
162: God: must be permanently AFK.
161: Horoscopes: are always wrong, but zodiac profiles are pretty accurate.
160: Soul mates: are the people who stand by you always.
159: Ghosts: make too much noise.
158: Gay Marriage: is just as ffed up as straight marriage.
157: War: is part of the ra pe and pillage thing, no?
156: Orbs: eff up every good picture.
155: Magic: lies within d rugs.
[ This or That ]
154: Hugs or Kisses: Neither, don't touch me.
153: Drunk or High: High, please.
152: Phone or Online: Online, I never answer my phone.
151: Red heads or Black haired: Redheads.
150: Blondes or Brunettes: Blondes are more fun.
149: Hot or cold: Hot.
148: Summer or winter: Neither.
147: Autumn or Spring: Autumn.
146: Chocolate or vanilla: Strawberry.
145: Night or Day: Afternoon.
144: Oranges or Apples: Blueberries.
143: Curly or Straight hair: Curly.
142: McDonalds or Burger King: Water, that's what I eat.
141: White Chocolate or Milk Chocolate: Dark chocolate.
140: Mac or PC: Whatevers cheaper.
139: Flip flops or high heals: Heels. Someone fcked up.
138: Ugly and rich OR Sexy and poor: Ugly & rich; money fixes everything.
137: Coke or Pepsi: Water.
136: Hillary or Obama: Vachel Lindsay.
135: Burried or cremated: Cremated, then lost at sea.
134: Singing or Dancing: Singing.
133: Coach or Chanel: McQueen, betch.
132: Kat McPhee or Taylor Hicks: Who?
131: Small town or Big city: Somewhere in the middle.
130: Wal-Mart or Target: Target, I guess.
129: Ben Stiller or Adam Sandler: ...Eddie Izzard.
128: Manicure or Pedicure: both, now.
127: East Coast or West Coast: Southside, nigga.
126: Your Birthday or Christmas: My birthday, eff jesus's.
125: Chocolate or Flowers: Tulips.
124: Disney or Six Flags: England.
123: Yankees or Red Sox: Yankees!
[ Here's What I Think About ]
122: War: is greater than peace.
121: George Bush: is a child.
120: Gay Marriage: is for straight people.
119: The presidential election: will always be blown out of proportion.
118: Abortion: makes room.
117: MySpace: is for hillbillies.
116: Reality TV: is scripted, idiots.
115: Parents: are always delusional and frequently disappointed.
114: Back stabbers: make up the whole of the human race.
113: Ebay: has my soul up for auction.
112: Sex: is for those of less intelligence.
111: Work: gets you paid.
110: My Neighbors: have ho downs.
109: Gas Prices: will always be too high.
108: Designer Clothes: are a beautiful waste of cash.
107: College: doesn't really get you ahead.
106: Sports: are better than religion.
105: My family: fails.
104: The future: is just the hope for a better day.
[ Last time I ]
103: Hugged someone: was weeks ago.
102: Last time you ate: I enjoyed some crushed ice.
101: Saw someone I haven't seen in awhile: never?
100: Cried in front of someone: I seriously do not cry. Ever. Not even alone.
99: Went to a movie theater: I couldn't pay attention.
98: Took a vacation: was when I visted El Lay.
97: Swam in a pool: was two years ago.
96: Changed a diaper: I was fifteen.
95: Got my nails done: was last night. I did them myself.
94: Went to a wedding: I watched a man I could have liked marry a flake.
93: Broke a bone: was forever ago.
92: Got a peircing: .. do my ears count? I get tattoos.
91: Broke the law: today. I try to do it daily.
90: Texted: I don't. The word texted makes me cringe.
[ MISC ]
89: Who makes you laugh the most: myself.
88: Something I will really miss when I leave home is: the abuse.
87: The last movie I saw: was Silence of the Lambs on the telly.
86: The thing that I'm looking forward to the most: Mu's present.
85: The thing im not looking forward to: the holidays.
84: People call me: a clever d ick.
83: The most difficult thing to do is: care about anyone but myself.
82: I have gotten a speeding ticket: too many times.
81: My zodiac sign is: cancer.
80: The first person i talked to today was: myself.
79: First time you had a crush: was on one of my other personalites. We had hot lesbian s ex and never talked to each other again.
78: The one person who i can't hide things from: I don't hide things.
77: Last time someone said something you were thinking: yesterday.
76: Right now I am talking to: you.
75: What are you going to do when you grow up: commit suicide.
74: I have/will get a job: hopefully.
73: Tomorrow: is... a Thursday.
72: Today: was uninspiring.
71: Next Summer: I will have my shet together.
70: Next Weekend: I will be shetfaced the entire time.
69: I have these pets: that are needy.
68: The worst sound in the world: orga.sms.
67: The person that makes me cry the most is: I told you, I don't cry. I meant it. Stop asking.
66: People that make you happy: Aly, Shawnanana, Mu, and KV.
65: Last time I cried: Go to h'ell.
64: My friends are: beautiful.
63: My computer is: falling apart more and more each day.
62: My School: is of hard knocks.
61: My Car: is broken, like my the rest of my life.
60: I lose all respect for people who: intentionally hurt others.
59: The movie I cried at was: Titanic. I cried. Just that once. STFU.
58: Your hair color is: black and needing a touch up.
57: TV shows you watch: are all on Adult Swim.
56: Favorite web site: www.cracked.com
55: Your dream vacation: is 100% free.
54: The worst pain I was ever in was: was when I miscarried.
53: How do you like your steak cooked: rare.
52: My room is: ugly. I want to change it, but I'm too poor.
51: My favorite celebrity is: dead.
50: Where would you like to be: rolling in the massive pile of money my dead significant other has left me.
49: Do you want children: no, I'd rather die.
48: Ever been in love: only with myself and maybe, fictional men.
47: Whos your best friend: Aly in my real life. Virtually, that would be Shawnanana and Mu.
46: More guy friends or girl friends: Girls, though I hate them. The gender I mean, not my friends. I hate people really.
45: One thing that makes you feel great is: smoking out.
44: One person that you wish you could see right now: a drug dealer.
43: Do you have a 5 year plan: I have an eight year plan. Keep your fingers crossed.
42: Have you made a list of things to do before you die: Mentally.
41: Have you pre-named your children: Yes. Igby or Fox & Lila Grace.
40: Last person I got mad at: was myself.
39: I would like to move to: Hawaii, and I will.
38: I wish I was a professional: impostor.
[ My Favorites ]
37: Candy: http://www.chocolatebar.com/shop/p-29-dark-chocolate-with-blueberries.aspx.
36: Vehicle: Bumblebee.
35: President: JFK.
34: State visited: Tennessee.
33: Cellphone provider: one that actually works?
32: Athlete: The Great Bambino!
31: Actor: James Cagney.
30: Actress: Joan Blondell
29: Singer: Mark Knopfler.
28: Band: I have a top five, so bite it.
27: Clothing store: I shop online.
26: Grocery store: The offbrand one.
25: TV show: Lucy Daughter of The Devil
24: Movie: Hmmm.. I can't pick one. I'm a movie snob.
23: Website: www.cracked.com
22: Animal: Bunneh.
21: Theme park: I don't really like theme parks.
20: Holiday: Valentine's Day.
19: Sport to watch: Baseball.
18: Sport to play: Baseball.
17: Magazine: I liked Jane.
16: Book: 1984
15: Day of the week: Wednesday, for no particular reason.
14: Beach: The Beach, with the SWINTON and Robert Carlyle.
13: Concert attended: Electric Six, in my dreams.
12: Thing to cook: Eggs in a basket.
11: Food: Strawberry or blueberry whatever. I'm fond of salad.
10: Restaurant: Dorsia.
9: Radio station: http://www.wazee.org/
8: Yankee candle scent: Those are for old people.
7: Perfume: Burberry Brit OR Viva La Juicy
6: Flower: Tulips.
5: Color: Orange.
4: Talk show host: by Radiohead
3: Comedian: EDDIE IZZARD.
2: Dog breed: Ick... let's see, I love Afghan Hounds.
1: Are you ready for this survey to be over? Yes, I need to go back to my boredom.
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